Johnny's words of wisdom for little girls;

I know mommy said "if you can't say anything nice, don't say it at all" -- that's generally true. But sooner or later, another girl is going to come along and probably call you a bitch or some other. Therefore, I give to you Johnny's biotch name-calling ladder. These are mainly meant in good fun but can be used in times of war.

1. Bitch
2. Slut
3. Skank
4. Whore

So if someone calls you a bitch, you return fire with slut. etc. If you get to #4, it's time to go to tier two.

5. Dirty Whore
6. Filthy Whore
7. Diseased Whore

Now if you should ever, ever get to or past these lofty levels of verbal assault, you now must engage the nuke-you-lar option. Recombining any one ofs #1-7, and in progressively longer and longer words. e.g.; You "skank whore"! or "You dirty whore slut bitch!"

If, at this point, your adversary is still one upping you... then she's shoved her chips to the table and it's go time.

Punch her boobs, pull her hair and knee to the mouth?

I'm not sure how girls fight but that oughta learn her.

muhahaha!